Mutton Bursting

I found my new life goal:

Mutton Bursting Champion of America!

In my much needed research on the genetics and history of the subject of the previous post i discovered this incredible sport, once again highlighting the ingenuity of the American people and their love for useless sports for the Children to do. Strap on your child size padded vest and a helmet and join if you dear, in as one rodeo announcer claimed "The only legal form of child ab use" and off we go for a adventure in Bursting the Mutton.

"Mutton busting is an event held at rodeos similar to bull riding or bronc riding. In the event, a sheep will be caught and held still while a child is placed on top in a riding position. Once the child is seated atop the sheep, the people holding the sheep let go and the sheep then starts to run in an attempt to get the child off. Often small prizes or ribbons are given out to the child who can stay on the longest."

Just in! all children of America are being pulled out of Elementary schools to train for the Mutton Bursting. Proven tests have shown mutton bursting leads kids to live stronger lives and preform better in school after being continually humbled by sheep trying to murder them.


(side note there are a lot more clips like this, also to note the amount of people in the crowd)
I wonder if i can bet on these Mutton Busters?
Well i bought my vest and helmet, and off to try my skills. Lets hope i dont crush the sheep on the way out of the gate.